I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.

Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.

The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.