Don't listen to writers. They're messed up - that's why they're writers!

REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age,people knowyou're fat and old.

THIS IS A COMPLIMENT?You're incrediburgableshe saidwhich is to sayYou're a little like incrediblebut a lot more like ahamburger.

I USED TOmake love.Now IMake coffee.

(1)BEING A POETis like opening a car door& exposing yourself.(2)BEING A GOOD POETis like opening the door& exposing the passengeras well.