I should retire for the night," she said. "I know I make it look so effortless, but world domination is exhausting.

Jack and Jill went up that hill, for a supposed pail of water," Mother Goose said. "Jack fell down, broke his crown, 'cause Jill pushed him-but no one caught her.

Bring a sword to school. Trust me-those girls will leave you alone.

You're just so confident and self-sufficient. So many girls - especially in my world - are so insecure and jealous. We rely so much on one another, but we're so mean to each other at the same time. We could use more women like you to look up to.

But after being on the run I've learned a life spent creating enemies isn't worth leading. Having allies is the best advantage in the world.

Then find out what your sword is - find your own advantage - and wear it proudly.