A man is only as faithful as his options.

See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.

A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.

Men are only as unfaithful as their options.

Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club.

If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I get to grow. I get to be a man.