She meant to write: "Is Christy here yet?"Auto Correct turned it into: "Is crazy here yet?"For once Auto Correct got it right.

I mean. You put puppies in a store front, I will stop and giddily stare. Every. Single. Time.

You know you're officially an adult when you finally understand WHY Miss Hannigan was drinking bath water.

If I were to be honest, I'm probably fifty percent bagel. Okay, fine, sixty percent.