In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.

Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer.

Time comes when every man's got to feel something new--when he's got to feel young again, just because he's growing old. Women are just the same. But when we get that way we change our hairdress. Or get a new cook.

When a man can't explain a woman's actions, the first thing he thinks of is the condition of her uterus.

Young men still desire women as much as ever, even though they don't want to marry them as much.

A great man is one sentence.

my definition of the ideal man is 'that particular man with whom a woman happens to be in love at that particular time.