The setting was alpha’s giving, and we were playing the awkward game. I was asked, “Who would go gay for five dollars?” In my head, I was thinking going on one date not marriage, so I chose someone easily. When the question was revealed and protests began, thank God only Isa heard my defense: “I just thought she would do it for the money.

You say “bless you” when someone sneezes, but what do you say when they cough? I acknowledge your cough?

So where are your from?”“My family is Mexican.”She meant to say “Do you like the food?”, but what came out was: “Like the food?

Dont’t question if you would look good in an outfit, because, technically, if you put it on you can pull it off.

If Jenny is short for Jennifer, why isn’t Penny short for Pennifer?

It says start now, but I don’t know if I have to start now, you know?

Sometimes the same position gets boring.