27 Quotes by Conan O'Brien about Running

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    Donald Trump announced today he is running for president of the United States. Traditionally that means six more weeks of comedy.

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    The drug lord is on the run. His name is El Chapo. Donald Trump is in a Twitter feud with this Mexican drug lord. It's historic - the first time Americans have ever sided with a Mexican drug lord.

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    Lindsey Graham is now the seventh Republican running for president. If you're keeping score, that's basically one Republican candidate for every two Republican voters.

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    Donald Trump insisted yesterday that he is not racist, because one time an African-American won Apprentice. Because nothing says 'not racist' like making a black man run your errands.

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    Critics say it's illegal for Donald Trump to run for president while hosting a TV show. It's also illegal to run for president if your hair wasn't born in this country.

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    Republican Congressman Duncan Hunter has filed papers to run for president. But in his official filing, he misspelled the word 'president.' Political experts say it's all part of Hunter's plan to attract Bush supporters.

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    In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an idiot they now want me to run the network.

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    Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered a role in a sequel to 'The Terminator.' In this one he travels back in time and kills the person who suggested he run for governor.

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    NBC executives say that if Donald Trump does run for president, they will not renew The Apprentice. So some good may come out of this.

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