Count your cookies, not your problems.

Sometimes I think, what is friend? And me think, friend someone you give up last cookie for.

No cry because cookie is finished. Smile because cookie happened.

Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: Home is cookie.

If sad, eat cookie. If still sad, talk to doctor. Sounds serious.

Speak softly and carry big cookie. Big enough to share with a good friend.

Keep calm and eat cookies.

Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.