What we do have is nothin' but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night!

Cannabis always made me paranoid; I felt like people were watching me. And now I'm sober, and I've got this talk show in the middle of the night on CBS, and I now know that no one is watching me.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.