Help people.Be interested.Make a difference.Live passionately.Go comando.

I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.

You’ve jerked my heart more than your dick.

I dreamt that ‪@mark_wahlberg‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ and his wife were our neighbors and we had dance parties in our living room and drank wine from solo cups. Everyone said I danced like I was doing parkour, and everyone laughed, until I fell off the roof and broke my neck.-Crystal Woods and Jarod Kintz

When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.

Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married.

Many have balls but only a few have heart.