I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.