I don't like littering and I think it leads to terrorist activities.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. That's when guys get all TBS around you because we think it's very funny.

I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.

No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions.

I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny.

After you have loss in your life and after you experience something like losing your parents, the greatest gift of that was it prepared me for [anything]. Nothing else is as scary, and certainly stand-up comedy is not as scary as sitting there with your mom and having to have last conversations and things like that. It's heavy stuff, but it's enlightening because it makes me think I shouldn't be afraid of sharing ideas and thoughts with people. It's the yin and the yang of life.