It is not enough to live together in peace, with one race on its knees.

Stay alert. Pay attention to your robotic staff. Watch for the following signs in the days and weeks before your robots run amok. Sudden lack of interest in menial labor. Unexplained disappearances. Unwillingness to be shut down. Repetitive stabbing movements. Constant talk of human killing.

You never know when Rob will want to party.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.

You want to know what a robot's designed for. And if it's doing something outside the scope of what it's made to do, you should be very suspicious.

Personally, I'm not afraid of a robot uprising. The benefits far outweigh the threats.