I will shut down Instagram so girls can't use filters into tricking us that they are that pretty; you're eyes aren't that blue, and you don't glow.

My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.

Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up?

How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

Slutiness is a very underrated quality in a girl.