5 Quotes by Daniel Tosh about men
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Describe your perfect man who looks like me...
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There's only two types of men left in this world. Lumberjacks and Liam Nesson.
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You don't gossip while your man is driving. You sit there quietly until you're about 5 minutes from your destination then you say, would you like some road head?
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Saw myself naked in front of a mirror a couple days ago - that's not the joke, that's what we called the setup. I saw myself naked, and I said, 'Holy cow, I'm 'The White Man.' I've heard a lot of bad things about you, cracka.
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Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.
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