Have you slept yet?''Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.''Didn't you drive there?''Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.'- Charley & Cookie

Okay but he has a case for you," she said again, her voice singsong."Don't care.""It's right up your alley. There's been a rash of suicide notes.""That's not right up my alley. That's, like, two blocks over from my alley.

Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.

That's my entire weekend. I had plans""A Vampire Dairies marathon is not plans." She looked at me like I lost my mind."Have you even seen the Salvatore brothers? Holy mother of gingersnaps.

Do you know how hard it is to diet with a name like Cookie?” “That’s so weird.” I stared off into space, marveling at the similarities of our situation. “It’s hard to diet with a name like Charley, too

Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.

My phone pinged. It was a text from Cookie.I'm not good at cocking guns.Really? Did she not know me at all?I texted her back. You can do this. Learn the cock, Cookie.Know the cock.Be the cock.

Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girlfriend. You should come with me.""I can't go with you.""Is it because of my questionable morals?""No, it's because it's three o'clock in the afternoon and I have to pick up Amber from school.""Oh, right. So the morals thing doesn't bother you?

You know how you heal really fast?” I stood and walked to the doorway that separated our offices. “Yes,” I answered, wondering where she was going with this. She was sucking the side of her index finger. “Maybe if you lick my cut, your spit will heal me fast, too.” “Dude,” I said, tamping down a giggle, “I’m not licking your cut.” “Just lick me.” She held out her finger. “This is going to be tender for days.” “I’m not licking you.” A line I rarely said aloud.