You know?” he asked.“Yes. I know what I am.”“You – you do?”“I’m a time traveler.

I am apparently the complete opposite of a sociopath. (Seriously. I took a test.) WHEW! ‪#‎dodgedabullet‬

La negación no es solo un rió en Egipto.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt)

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)

Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)

if everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt)

Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it's not going to be me, missy.

Mr. and Mrs. Lowell are not receiving."What the hell did that mean? "I'm not throwing a forty-yard pass. I just have a few questions. I think their daughter is in danger.