17 Quotes by Darynda Jones about Cookie

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    Charley talking to Cookie ‘'You know those women in nursing homes that have to be restrained around the clock because they mix up everyones medication and steal all the bedpans?'' ‘’Yes'' I said wondering what I was walking into''That’s going to be you!''She was probably right, if I live that long

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    I was busy perusing the suicide notes and waiting for Belvedere's water to finish its treatment when I heard a thud from Cookie's office. Then a mousy squeak. The a throaty moan."Cookie," I said, wiggling my fingers at Belvedere to get him acquainted to with our strange ways, "are you masturbating?""No, I got a paper cut."Oh, I didn't see that coming.

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    I think I met your friend Charley.""You...did? When?""When I looked in the mirror this morning."She stood in disbelief for a moment. Then astonishment. Then doubt. Then hope. Then wariness. Aka, the five stages of Cookie.

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    Well?” she asked when she picked up.“Do you think we’re really alone in the universe?”“Were you abducted by aliens again?”“No, thank goodness. Once was enough for me.”“Oh, whew. So, what happened with Reyes? Did you see him?”“Saw him. Argued with him. Barfed.

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    Did you look at the memo?”“What memo? We’re getting memos now?”“I sent a memo a week ago. I’ve been sending you a memo every week with a list of all the updates and my notes on all our cases for weeks now.”Holy cow. Missed the boat on that one. “Oh, those memos. I totally knew that.”“You’re not even reading them, are you?”“I thought they were optional.” Note to self: Stop making paper airplanes out of Cookie’s memos.

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    He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of danger. There are more layers to him than a billionaire's wedding cake.

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