The Internet "browser"... is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later.

I have never had a point in my life to make. I'm just trying to entertain the reader.

And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West.

The Mollusks—generous hosts when they weren’t trying to kill you.

Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.

Never try to put all the chemicals in the entire world in your body at the same time.

I never start a section of the story without knowing how it will end. I also consciously try to shape the story as though it were a movie.