Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.