Can I just say that I don't care if two planes or trains or whatever take off from different locations at different times and travel at different speeds. I am not traffic control, so why the hell would I care what time they'd pass each other?

I'm not looking for the perfect man. I'm looking for the man whose imperfections I can put up with.

Leave already, because I'm on the verge of hypothetically kicking my foot up your ass, and I doubt the pain of it will be pretend.

I asked you here today because the police department asked me to assess your mental health."I huffed and rolled my eyes. "Already? Seriously? It's been a week." I am fucking sunshine.

Emily smiled mischievously. "Your engagement was a rainy day occurrence? Afraid she would say no on a good day?