Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

The Ten Worst Songs to Strip To: 1. That Midnight Oil song about aborigines

Love is mysterious and rad, like Steve Perry from Journey

Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.