I've hung out at dozens of playgrounds, bored out of my mind, with not even a look of comfort from disapproving mothers all around me. Either they think I'm a pedophile or a deadbeat dad. That's what I get for being a single dad - suspicious looks at the playground.

I think I've got a funny face.

No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all.

People seem to think I'm Satan.