In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.

i once heard the survivorsof a colony of antsthat had been partiallyobliterated by a cow s footseriously debatingthe intention of the godstowards their civilization

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.