Shoo. Away with you. It's my fault for expecting the extraordinary from the ordinary.

When someone attempts to insult you know that they are inadvertently giving away what would insult them.

Is it me you're describing, or yourself?

If someone calls you a failure it's more than likely they feel like one.

You're not interesting in the least," she spat. "I don't need to be," I smiled. "That's what you need...And you're welcome to it.