8 Quotes by Douglas Adams about religion
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
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Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
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I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously.
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The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.
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Your God person puts an apple tree in the middle of a garden and says, do what you like, guys, oh, but don't eat the apple. Surprise surprise, they eat it and he leaps out from behind a bush shouting "Gotcha". It wouldn't have made any difference if they hadn't eaten it.''Why not?''Because if you're dealing with somebody who has the sort of mentality which likes leaving hats on the pavement with bricks under them you know perfectly well they won't give up. They'll get you in the end.
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Unfortunately this Electric Monk had developed a fault, and had started to believe all kinds of things, more or less at random. It was even beginning to believe things they'd have difficulty believing in Salt Lake City.
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Arthur lay in startled stillness on the acceleration couch. He wasn't certain whether he had just got space-sickness or religion.
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If God allows proof that he exists he robs people of faith and without faith what is God? Nothing.
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