The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!

Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!

Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.

With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena.

Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.

Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey?

The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!

I'm sorry, Mankind can't get to the phone right now, cause he's got The Rock's foot in his mouth!

'You can't see me'? What are you playing? Peekaboo?