I hope you enjoyed your visit. You never know. You may want to join forever.

I'll give you something to remember ME by... The back of my head!

The most exciting things to happen in Dullsville in my lifetime, in chronological order:1. The 3:10 train jumped its tracks, spilling boxes of Tootsie Rolls, which we devoured.2. A senior flushed a cherry bomb down the toilet, exploding the sewage line, closing school for a week.3. On my sixteenth birthday a family rumored to be vampires moved into the haunted mansion on top of Benson Hill!-Vampire Kisses: The Beginning