The human body has over 95 billion nerves and you're capable of getting on every single one of them.

I swear to God, Haley!" He fumes, "Stop fucking saying that! You are not some piece of ass! You're the woman I want to fucking marry some day! The woman I want to have kids with, a future! " Stunned into silence, I lose all words, all my anger as they slide down my throat, clogging my airways. "There's your declaration of love." Drew whistles next to me, I look over and see him smiling broadly at the both us like a child on Christmas, "Awe, the big idiot's kinda romantic.

Drew! You're five seconds away from becoming a eunuch!" "Wouldn't be the first pair of balls you've touched in the last five minutes.

Putting it in and convulsing on top of me for five seconds doesn't constitute sex. It's a glorified seizure.

Josh: Did you come willingly or did Parker have to drag you by your hair?"Drew: Oh, I'm sure there was a little hair pulling." Drew mumbles next to me, I swat his arm. Haley: I came willingly."Drew: Bet you did." I punch him this time.