15 Quotes by Erin Hunter about humor
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Now Darkstripe,' Graypaw hissed to Firepaw under his breath, 'is neither young, nor pretty.
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Bluestar blinked. "There are cats who would argue that there should never have been a fifth Clan in the forest at all. Why are there four oaks at Fourtrees, if not to stand for the four Clans?"Firestar gazed up at the massive oak trees, then back at Bluestar. Fury pure as a lighting flash rushed through his body. "Are you mouse-brained?" he snarled. "Are you telling me SkyClan had to leave because there weren't enough trees?
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It's all right," he murmured into her ear. "Just think how beautiful our kits will be. They'll finally be able to kick you from the outside instead of the inside.
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Twolegs are mousebrain
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Why do relationships have to be so complicated?
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[Leafpool] waved her tail in greeting as she padded past Cloudtail and Daisy; as she left the clearing she heard Cloudtail meowing, "This time try to pretend I'm a badger and I'm going to eat your kits.""But my kits really like you," Daisy protested.
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Tree: I'm Tree.Jayfeather: You're the six-toed cat.Alderheart: How did you guess?Jayfeather: Why else would Leafpool make so much drama of bringing us out?
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Violetpaw: She brought me here to meet you.Tree: That was kind of her. Perhaps she thinks we're soulmates.Violetpaw: Soulmates?Tree: It is kind of romantic, don't you think? The moonlight? The heather?Violetpaw: Romantic? Do you flirt with every strange cat you meet?Tree: Only the ones who appear in the middle of the night claiming a ghost brought them.
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Tree: My name is Tree. I didn't mean to tease. I didn't realize it would upset you.Violetpaw: My name is Violetpaw.Tree: That's a pretty name.Violetpaw: Don't start flirting again!Tree: I'm not. It's just a pretty name. Most cats I meet are named Rocky or Snake or something dumb like that. My name's Tree.
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