17 Quotes by Erma Bombeck about Humorous

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    One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

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    In Russia, as I sat there day after day wearing headphones, listening to the interpreter struggle to make our words relevant, I wondered if we could establish meaningful rapport with a nation that had never seen raisins dance in dark glasses on TV...never had a garage sale.

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    Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.

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    There was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids.

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    Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League.

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    A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.

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