Every puppy should have a boy.

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

He who laughs.....lasts.