Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive.

It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.