Now kneel, fools, and witness my ascension to GODHOOD!”– Last words of Dread Empress Sinistra IV, the Erroneous

Note: orc buoyancy is limited. Avoid fighting the damnable rebels near shoddily-built dams in the future.”– Extract from the journal of Dread Emperor Malignant II

Funny, isn’t it? No matter what language they speak, everyone sounds the same when you pull out their fingernails.”– Dread Emperor Foul III, “the Linguist

Where have all the good men gone? Graveyards, mostly.”– Dread Emperor Malevolent III, the Pithy