Note: orc buoyancy is limited. Avoid fighting the damnable rebels near shoddily-built dams in the future.”– Extract from the journal of Dread Emperor Malignant II

What Foundling does isn’t thinking outside the box so much as stealing the box and hitting her opponents with it until they stop moving.”– Extract from “A Commentary on the Uncivil Wars”, by Juniper of the Red Moon Clan

Grand designs in war are a thing of vanity. Victory goes to the general that blunders the least.”– Theodosius the Unconquered, Tyrant of Helike

Our doctrine is one of cost-efficiency. Any officer who believes extermination of the enemy is a valid path to victory should immediately be demoted back to the ranks.”–Marshal Ranker