All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.

It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up

We, Seth, Emperor of Azania, Chief of the Chiefs of Sakuyu, Lord of Wanda and Tyrant of the Seas, Bachelor of the Arts of Oxford University, being in this the twenty-fourth year of our life, summoned by the wisdom of Almighty God and the unanimous voice of our people to the throne of our ancestors, do hereby proclaim...

There is nothing to be gained by multiplying social distinctions indefinitely.

I'll pray for you.""That's very kind of you.""I can't spare you a whole rosary, you know. Just a decade. I've got such a long list of people. I take them in order and they get a decade about once a week.