This is why I don't like being a hero; it complicates things to the point of ruining the simple pleasure of gunning people down in a shootout.

My opinion on politics is I'm against it.

Now they have the wounded to distract them,' I told the others. Mercy has its utility.

Giant forces beyond my understanding are trying to crush me.'Lance nodded. 'Yeah, we all feel that way sometimes.

The land was torn apart in a legal dispute. Soon it was so devastated, nothing could live here- not plant or animal. Only lawyers. But eventually the place fell into lawlessness, and lawyers can't exist in an area of lawlessness, so they went feral. Some say they still roam the land. You'll suddenly hear someone yell, 'Objection!' and then you'll be torn apart like an improperly witnessed contract.