DWIGHT:Stay smart. Stay cool. It's time to prove to you're friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying. Sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people.

She doesn't quite chop his head off.She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.

Hello, I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman.

I'm a comic book artist. So I think to myself, what do I like to draw? I like to draw hot chicks, fast cars and cool guys in trench coats. So that's what I write about.

I prefer to write and draw in the privacy of my home and with total freedom and then take it to the lion's den.

The day you write to please everyone you no longer are in journalism. You are in show business.