I always wait a few days before returning e-mails from my friends because I don't want them to think I have nothing better to do

I TRASHED MY PARENTS HOUSE TO LOOK LIKE I HAD HAD A PARTY WHY THEY WERE OUT OF TOWN…… MY MOM WOULD THINK I HAD FRIENDS:

Sharon:innocent freckle-faced red-hairedgood Sharon:I was a vicious, vengeful compulsive BRUTE to you at school.30+ years on-Now I'm very sorry

I STOLE YOUR DUCKAND TOOK HIM TOSAN FRANCISCO

I believe that oneday I will like myself.

The best way to hear somebody else's secret is actually to share one of your true secrets.

Secrets are the currency of intimacy