I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything.

Batman: One more thing. When you find something out, you can call me on this.Commissioner Gordan: A cell phone with one button?Batman: A bat signal.Commissioner Gordan: Christ. He actually put a bat on it.

Batman: What do you think Alfred?Alfred: I think you're a bad driver.Batman: I've got Lucius looking into another car-Alfred: Well you're going to need one if you actually want to catch these blokes. Tea's on the table behind you.

Alfred: Are you alright?Batman: I'm going to need a better car. Police are here. They'll pick up the others.Alfred: And they'll probably be back on the streets by sunrise thanks to Harvey Dent. I know you don't want to hear it, but if you want to make Gotham a safer place we need to rethink how we're going to do that. You should come home now. Dinner's gonna get cold.Batman: Don't tell me it's cottage pie again.Alfred:...I'll order a pizza.