Why not have a God in your back pocket for when you need Him? That’s all most of them mean by 'Christian.

Most of them don’t mind too much the idea of a God existing somewhere, just so long as He’s indulgent.

Trust is crazy. You are a risky, risky, God. I didn’t sign up to be Amazing Trust Boy, and I did not sign up for Danger God. You’re flatly not safe…