8 Quotes by Gilbert Gottfried about thinking


  • Author Gilbert Gottfried
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    There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!

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  • Author Gilbert Gottfried
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    There are times when I've had ideas walking down the street that I thought were great, and the minute I got onstage, I would think of them and go, 'Wow, that would never work,' even before I did it in front of the audience.

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  • Author Gilbert Gottfried
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    At the Last Supper how come no one sat on the other side of the table? See, I think originally there were people sitting on the other side but those were the people going, You know, the air conditioning hits me right on the back on the neck.

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