By the way, I'm not just one man with a chalkboard. I'm one man with four chalkboards.

So we went on what we now call "The Beck Family Church Tour" and man did we see some churches.

When did it something of shame or ridicule to be a self-made man in America?

Man, sometimes God really sucks.

Nobody wants to say that the man [Obama] is a Marxist. Okay, so he's not a Marxist. He's a progressive! This is semantics.

Oh yeah brother I was right they started in with that mormon vudo right off the bat as soon as we walked in everybody was friendly. One of them who later became known to my family as the amazing Mr. Plastic Man even told me that he loved us. Please there are times I don't even like us how could you possibly love us. I was thinking spend some time with me pal and I'll cure you of that.