As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, "Don't go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down.

Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.

Every man is born with the ability to do something well. This is what the Lord intended him to do. Using that ability - what life is all about.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.