8 Quotes by Greg Behrendt about men



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    We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not theone.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

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    An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of 'ruining the friendship.

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    If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy.

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    Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.

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    Men, for the most part, like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you. We feel rewarded when we do. Especially when the chase is a long one.

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    A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you.

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