It is surely no mere coincidence that the land of the emancipated and enthroned woman is also the land of canned soup, of canned pork and beans, of whole meals in cans, and of everything else ready made.

Anyhow, the hole in the donut is at least digestible.

How do they taste? They taste like more.

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.