"What have you done to earn such a high horse? Sat on your ass and moved your eyes to read? But you judge me for getting shit done. Even if you don’t agree, you can’t deny my efficiency."

"My karma has blue balls from my unbalanced shadows. Light never comes in reward."

"Welcome to the end. Wait, I shouldn’t miss a marketing opportunity. Welcome to the edge of the breach. There we go."

"Better a fool than a fraud."

"I see, but I cannot do—that is my blessing and my curse."

"There is a bond between you three unlike any other. Ties of the solstice. Links of fate."

"Nothing works on the first try. That’s why you must fail and fail and fail again and again and again before you can fail again and maybe succeed. Or fail some more. Because you can’t manufacture progress."

"By all means, vote on our demise while I actually do something about it. You may not agree with my actions, but at least I get results."

"Do whatever normal people do to show affection. It’s all nauseating to me. I’d trade a hug for a punch any day. A hug is a mixed signal. A punch is clear. I hate ambiguous bullshit."

"They all line up, and they all fall down."