I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.

My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast.

Hello again, everybody. It's a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball.

They (Expos fans) discovered 'boo' is pronounced the same in French as it is in English.

Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.