There are many ways of performing the operations successfully. I can claim, however, to be in a position to explain how not to putt. I think I know as well as anybody how not to do it.

Never saw one worth a damn.

Moderation is essential in all things, madam, but never in my life have I failed to beat a teetotaller.

If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head.

For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind.

The most successful way to play golf is the easiest way.

Never concede the putt that beats you.